dirks:

dirks:

dirks:

I’m gonna cover my entire head with lotion 

that was a bad idea

breakburnandends:

my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir

todomarchabien:

últimamente, hasta las ideas terminan manoseadas…

“ I think everybody had a seat in the captain’s chair. ”

illogical-tribble:

iflops:

Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:

Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing

Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing

McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—

Spock: *insert sass here*

McCoy: *insert more sass here*

Kirk: *goes and does the thing*

Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*

Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*

Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*

Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.

burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’